Funniest news stories of 2009
Posted: December 27, 2009
7:27 pm Eastern

© 2009 WorldNetDaily

Greetings, friends!

Welcome once again to the highly anticipated roundup of some of the funniest news of the year, the 2009 edition.

It's really a shame not to have that clown, George W. Bush, around anymore, but it appears another bozo is already doing his best in the role of buffoon in chief.

We start with this.

Barack Hussein the Ogler. Mmm, mmm, mmm!



This photo snapped at the summertime G8 Summit appears to show the presidents of the U.S. and France admiring some natural scenery. It was immortalized with a fitting headline on the Drudge Report.

In all fairness, watching video of the event may provide a slightly different picture of what really happened. Nevertheless, the still image had plenty wondering if this is what Obama meant by his theme of "Hope."

It's a good thing he didn't pull one of his famous "bow down" incidents at that moment. And what possibly could be going through his mind during his glance?

"Mmm, mmm, mmm!"

LOL? When was the last time you actually laughed out loud? Click here to crack up everyone around you!

Do you have your papers, please ... ?

The U.S. Secret Service came under fire this fall for allowing a "gatecrashing" couple to enter the White House without proper credentials.

The crashers were described as a Washington, D.C., power couple who have a love affair with publicity.

In case you never saw this gatecrashing, dynamic duo, here they are:


This D.C. power couple amazed the nation by somehow making it into the White House without producing legitimate credentials.

The gatecrashing incident, combined with the president's refusal to release his hospital-generated birth certificate, led to a series of parodies across America, including this:



Even Big Bird became a Big Birther, demanding to see Obama's birth certificate on TV's "Sesame Street," or at least a "Tonight Show" redubbed version of the children's show.

As first lady Michelle Obama appeared on the program, the legendary character kept harping on the eligibility of the current White House occupant. Take a look:

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Laughter is the best medicine

It's hard to smile when outrage is rampant, but the national dispute over health care this year created plenty of opportunity for satire and some therapeutic giggling.

Among the best is this parody of the classic Hitler movie "Downfall," as the Nazi dictator goes ballistic over Obamacare:

My favorite line from the fuhrer's fury is: "The so-called Messiah said there are 57 states. Well, where are the seven others? Maybe he added the seven continents to his empire."

'I'm lovin' it!'


Latreasa Goodman: I deserve a break today

The feathers flew in Florida in February when a Fort Pierce woman phoned the fuzz because McDonald's ran out of Chicken McNuggets.

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," Latreasa Goodman reportedly told police.

Goodman actually called the cops three times over the flap, and eventually was charged for misuse of the 9-1-1 system. As expected, some poignant comments from the reading public:

* "Talk about a case of dumb and more dumb. They should have arrested the clerk as well for suspicion of stupid."

* "And when I think I have heard the story of the stupidest person in the world, someone comes up with another one. Question..... can one get welfare for no common sense? I sure hope we taxpayers don't have to pay to keep this idiot in McNuggets."

* "What does she expect? Did Obama say he was going to put McNuggets in every pot?"

Say cheese! (or maybe not)

So you think you've seen bad mugshots before, huh?

Well, you probably haven't seen Dale Alan Lee, my nominee for mugshot of the decade:



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