Thread: A blonde goes to the mechanic...

Just a little humor to lighten your day...

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is...

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

Here's a real story, a blonde drove all the way from Aurora CO to Bennet to Northglenn and back again missing the 710, having laid it aside during an oil check and forgot to put it back. The car was messy inside and what came in through the air vents smelled funny, other than that no harm was done. The blonde was me.

Originally Posted by BetsyRoss

Here's a real story, a blonde drove all the way from Aurora CO to Bennet to Northglenn and back again missing the 710, having laid it aside during an oil check and forgot to put it back. The car was messy inside and what came in through the air vents smelled funny, other than that no harm was done. The blonde was me.

And you're on our side, huh?

Just kidding, Betsy. Uh, Ms. Ross, I mean.

Rice

Better hope I give car rides to the other side

Originally Posted by BetsyRoss

Here's a real story, a blonde drove all the way from Aurora CO to Bennet to Northglenn and back again missing the 710, having laid it aside during an oil check and forgot to put it back. The car was messy inside and what came in through the air vents smelled funny, other than that no harm was done. The blonde was me.

From one blonde to another.....oooh, you are SO blonde!

At least a missing 710 is better than a busted piston return spring.