Thread: Anti-terrorist Action Alert!

OKAY LADIES, LISTEN UP!





As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

I thought this would get a laugh...

That is hysterical !!

Originally Posted by PinestrawGuys

OKAY LADIES, LISTEN UP!





As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

WHATEVER WORKS!!

But, but...........but letting a few pigs loose will do the trick.

OR.......are you just trying to get a woop for yourself, PINE?
I thought this would get a laugh...

Only one sixpack? its an hour long and in the hot sun

WONDERFUL IDEA.

But we would be accused of vigilantiism, violating someones civil rights, anti-Muslim hate crimes, etc. Johnny Sutton and Alberto Gonzales would throw their version of the law-book at us. Kennedy would introduce a special bill to outlaw further such demonstrations.

jimpasz wrote:

Only one sixpack? its an hour long and in the hot sun

.......with naked women running around!! I definitely think that's a twelve-pack hour. Furthermore, after the girls have performed their task of patriotism, they'll be wanting a cold one.

We need to go global with this..just as soon as we go national.