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05-15-2007, 11:10 PM #1
Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview, She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for President?
Signed,
Worried About My ReputationCalderon was absolutely right when he said...."Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico".
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05-15-2007, 11:23 PM #2
This would be my letter:
Dear Abby,
How do I politely tell illegal aliens to go home and how should I behave when they don't?
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05-16-2007, 12:26 AM #3
I didn't get it...but I laughed anyway
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