New Hillary Postage Stamp

New 'Hillary' Stamp Investigated

The creation of the stamp honoring Hillary Clinton for her work as First Lady by the United States Postal Service has been investigated by a panel of experts.

The panel was empowered after numerous complaints of 'non-adhesion', or not sticking to envelopes, were received by Sen. Clinton's (D-NY) New York office.

After careful study it was determined the stamp's adhesive met industry standards and was applied properly.

It was then determined that people were spitting on the wrong side