Thread: Hillary's first three nights .... as President

Kind of funny! Could work for any of these three scumbags running for Prez

January 20, 2009

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

and the 4th night john wilkes booth appears

Bill and Hillary went to the ****ryside to try to get a feel for small town folk. They brought their dog with them and stopping in the first small town they came across they went into the local bar. After a while of talking with the townsfolk, people started coming into the bar and were lifting up their dog's tail and after a puzzled look they would leave. This went on for a while until Hillary finally asked a local farmer what was going on. The farmer replied, "Well, people in town said there was a dog in the bar with two a$$holes".