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Ole’ Michelle Obama Flew the Prison Coop. E-I-E-I-O. - Joe For America

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied our Whit e House mansion, and said it was a prison cell. And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

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Ole’ Michelle Obama Flew the Prison Coop. E-I-E-I-O.

Posted by Joe For America on Apr 11, 2014 in 2014 Mid-Term, Congressional Arrogance, Email, Humor, Politics


Ole’ Michelle O’bama occupied a mansion. E-I-E-I-O.

And in that mansion she lived a life of luxury. E-I-E-I-O.

With personal assistants here,
fitness trainers there,
here a masseuse,
there a makeup artist,
everywhere chefs and servants . . .
and free rent.
E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.
And that made taxpayers mad as hell!
E-I-E-I-O.
SECOND VERSE same as the first, ‘cept the story now becomes a little more terse.
Ole’ Michelle O’Bama escaped her prison cell. E-I-E-I-O.
And headed straight to Ireland for brunch with Bono. E-I-E-I-O.
(On government business? I don’t think so.)

With the security detail here,
an Air Force plane there,
here an event assistant,
there a wardrobe coordinator,
everywhere lodging for her 30-person entourage . . .
and a $3,300 per night suite.
Then ole’ Michelle flew back to her mansion.
With personal assistants here,
fitness trainers there,
here a masseuse,
there a makeup artist,
everywhere chefs and servants . . .
and free rent.
E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.
And that made taxpayers mad as hell!
E-I-E-I-O.
THIRD VERSE, same as the first, ‘cept the spending gets a little bit worse.
Ole’ Michelle O’bama escaped from her prison cell. E-I-E-I-O.
And headed straight to Spain to dance the flamenco. E-I-E-I-O.
(On government business? I don’t think so.)

With a security detail here,
a Five-Star Resort there,
here a chauffeur,
there King Juan Carlos,
everywhere, celebrity pals and gals . . .
and a $467 Thousand Dollar tab.
Then ole’ Michelle flew back to her mansion.
With personal assistants here,
fitness trainers there,
here a masseuse,
there a makeup artist,
everywhere chefs and servants . . .
and free rent.
E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.

And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

E-I-E-I-O.

You’ll never guess how much Ole’ Mooch-elle squandered on the following escapes from her prison at our White House.
And who went with her, besides an air craft carrier, squadron of jet fighters, the kids, and who else?

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