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  1. 09-10-2007, 07:15 PM #1
    Sam-I-am
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    A joke (maybe an oldie, but a goodie)

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night

    at a business function. He forces himself to open

    his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of

    aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

    And, next to them, a single red rose!


    Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,

    all clean and pressed.


    Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect

    order, Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.


    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge

    black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror

    and notices a note on the table:


    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping

    "Love you!!"


    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot

    breakfast and the morning newspaper.


    His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...

    what happened last night?"


    "Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your

    mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and

    got that black eye when you ran into the door."


    "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a

    rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the

    bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you

    screamed, "Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!"



    Broken table - $200

    Hot breakfast - $5

    Red Rose bud - $3

    Two aspirins - $0.25

    Saying the right thing, at the right time...

    Priceless.............
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  2. 09-10-2007, 07:21 PM #2
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  3. 09-10-2007, 07:38 PM #3
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  4. 09-10-2007, 07:49 PM #4
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    That is funny... Thanks for the laugh
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  5. 09-10-2007, 08:27 PM #5
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    LOL, that is good.
    "If you always do what You've always done, You'll always get what you always got!"

    “If you ain’t mad, you ain’t paying attention.â€
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  6. 09-10-2007, 09:32 PM #6
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    Pretty dang funny.
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  7. 09-10-2007, 09:44 PM #7
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  8. 09-10-2007, 09:45 PM #8
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    Good Joke

    Self responsibility, is a wonderful thing.......may socialism burn in the bowels of hell.
    Deport Now - Get your useless invading rearend out of my country!
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