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    Just What Is the 'Montauk Monster'?

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    Just What Is the 'Montauk Monster'?


    Could it be a devil dog? The mythical chupacabra? Perhaps it's just an unfortunate pug, raccoon or turtle. A photo of a strange creature lying dead on a Montauk, N.Y., beach, fuels Web-wide speculation and amusement.

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    New photographs, above, have been published of the “Montauk Monster,â€
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    The cryptid is just another illegal alien. Thanks, we need a good laugh.
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    It kinda looks like Obama ...

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    A hell hound perhaps??

    I've heard it maybe a turtle without it's shell, but I think PLUM ISLAND IS TURNING INTO THE ISLAND OF DR. MOROUGH!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCUSA
    A hell hound perhaps??

    I've heard it maybe a turtle without it's shell, but I think PLUM ISLAND IS TURNING INTO THE ISLAND OF DR. MOROUGH!!!
    It had fur, some of it is still visible. I don't think it was a turtle.

    It looks like a semi-skinned, partially-decayed baby warthog or wild boar.
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    Yes, fur or hair so it is a mammal.

    It looks sorta like a pig or a bear, but some of the features seem almost humanoid.

    Ok, I'm going to take two wild bets on this one.

    Most likely scenario, this is a big dog that has bloated with decay. The teeth are wrong for a pig.

    Less likely, but more exotic explanations are...

    This is either a mutant that had some frozen phases of fetal development due to methyl mercury

    or...

    this is a genetically modified Chimera.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_%28genetics%29

    If it is a Chimera, Lord knows what DNA they mixed up.

    I just hope someone has this thing frozen and dna samples pulled for study.

    I'm going to bet 90% it's a dog, 5% bear, 5% mutant or genetic Chimera.

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    I THINK ITS A DOG. IT LOOKS LIKE THE NOSE AREA IS MISSING AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES THE BOTTOM FANG TYPE TEETH SEEM TO BE PROTRUDING. ALSO MOST OF THE HAIR IS MISSING AND THAT MAKES IT LOOK EXTRATERRESTRIAL (NOTICE I AVOIDED THE WORD ALIEN). BUT ANY SHAVED DOG WOULD LOOK WEIRD. THINK ITS A DOG. PLUS ITS DEAD AND THAT MAKES IT LOOK EVEN WEIRDER.
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    One of the animal people said it's a raccoon. I looked at pics of raccoons ont he net for comparison, and it seems like a good chance it's a bloated, partially-decayed raccoon. The snout is right and the teeth are right, plus would fit better than some other guesses due to the fur.

    Also, according to the news reports I could find, three people took the corpse and it is in a box somewhere.

    Hoax comes to mind ...
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