Thread: Let's Have A Litte Fun

Catholic Priest......they are all God's chickens and should be free to cross whatever road they want and it is our Christian duty to help them in every way possible to do that.

Ooh, Crazybird, you're on a roll now.

Perdue.....here chickie chickie chickie.......What? we guarentee we have only chickens from this side of the road....

China.....100% pure cardboard with lead additives to taste like chicken.

FDA.....the box said it was chicken....we can't examine every box to be sure.....eat at your own risk....we can't label whether it was this side of the road or that side of the road or something else.

Scientists......we have successfully cloned a mix of chickens from that side of the road and this side of the road to get a chicken from the middle of the road.

Bernanke:

For you chickens who have successfully crossed the road, interest rates will be lowered.

Mexican government......the chickens on this side of the road are a different breed of chickens that are crossing the road to do what your chickens won't do.

Pro-crossing the road chicken movement.......we need these chickens.....they have gone through a trecherous journey to get to the other side....many eggs wer lost...now we DEMAND...no more than 2 birds per cage....special food....air conditioned units....different houses away from the "other" birds.....

You guys are good!!!!!

ROFLMAO thanks

Crazybird, stop. My stomach is hurting. Actually, keep going. I love it.