Thread: Letter From the Boss

Letter From the Boss

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss

While the 6 were walking to their cars, one of the Obama supporters reportedly said,

"Wait a minute! He kept 2 of us? How unfair. How are they going to get their "change?"

[quote="roundabout"]How are they going to get their "change?"[/quote]

In small ammounts, and small denominations! :P

The two remaining change enthusiasts will probably receive a demotion and a pay cut commensurate with their need for change. Probably a slave wage in line with what an illegal would work for would be appropriate.

I think that all 8 were let go thus saving more money for the Company.