China Bakes at 143°F: Roads Explode, Cars Ignite, Shrimp in Water Cooked

China Bakes at 143°F: Roads Explode, Cars Ignite, Shrimp in Water Cooked

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May 30, 2026 ✪ Members first on May 30, 2026
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Guangdong is so hot. Guangdong is so stuffy! It's that explosive, suffocating kind of heat! It's only the end of May and it's already 35°C! Hotter than Africa and the Flaming Mountains! You don't even need to go outside. The moment you open a window, it's like boiling water turns into ten thousand needles and gets shoved into every pore of your body. You can barely breathe! It's so muggy that wearing a T-shirt and shorts doesn't even solve the problem. I'm literally sweating buckets just standing on the street! There's no way you can stay indoors without air conditioning. I hereby declare that Guangdong's cruelest punishment is making someone stay indoors with no air conditioning for seven days while sharing the room with 100 flying cockroaches. It's only May and we're already at 35°C. Everyone in Guangdong needs to emigrate to Mars before July. Otherwise, by August we're all going to get cooked alive!