As reported by the AP while in Tobago yesterday Obama saw Hugo Chaves the American hating Socialist President of Venenzuala across the room and immedietly scurried across the room to shake his hand.
Asked what he had said to Mr Chavez, Mr Obama replied with a smile: "I said como estas". Nobody wants to say what the two leaders spoke about but I believe the conversation went like this.

Obama; Hugo you really need to tone down the Anti American rhetoric, after all we have the same goals.

Chaves; What goals would those be Barack?

Obama; Like you Hugo, I too want to Socialize America, and who better to get advise on how to do it than you.

Chaves; Well, thank you for the compliment Barack, but it seems that you are doing very well on your own. You have put America in debt by trillions of dollars, you have started taking over the major banks by giving them the peoples money and best of all you were able to remove the CEO of the largest private corporation in the world General Motors.

Obama; That is very kind of you to say Hugo, but there is nobody better in the world that can teach me how to take a country of free people and turn them into Socialists enslaved by their government while making them think it was their own idea.

Chaves; You do have a point there Barack, now is not the time to get into this but we will speak again and more often and I will bestow all that I know to help you achieve our mutual goals. By the way, I don't think Michelle needs to tone down her angry look, I like an angry woman.

Obama; She is an angry woman alright, I will give her your regards and thank you for the kind words.


Also posted on my website www.whathappenedtomyamerica.com