Inspired by Town Hall Meetings. Serve them at your next Tea Party. The All New Non-Kosher Barney Frank in two tantalizing forms:

1. The All Bull Barney Frank, or

2. The Pork Stuffed plus Useless Filler Barney Frank.

Both guaranteed to not add to the national obesity crisis because it is hard to keep a good man down. A bad one is even harder.