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12-11-2009, 04:41 AM #1
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WHAT ECONOMICS REALLY ARE
WHAT ECONOMICS REALLY ARE
Socialism - you have 2 cows and you give the one to your neighbor.
Communism - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and gives you a little milk.
Fascism - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and sells you a little milk.
Nazi - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and even kills you.
Bureaucracy - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both, kills the one, drains the other one and in the end - throws the milk away.
Traditional Capitalism - you have 2 cows, you sell the one, then buy a bull, breed the herd and the economy goes great. In the end - you sell the whole herd, became rich and live better.
American Economy - you have 2 cows, you sell the one, make the other one get a milk value equal 4 cows. Later you are looking for an advisor to understand why the cow died.
Chinese Economy - you have 2 cows, 300,000 people to drain them, you claim everywhere at high production and then arrest the journalist who wrote the numbers above.
Greek Economy - you have 2 cows, sell them, then with the little money you took, you give prepayment for buying a car with 6.7840 installments.
French Economy - you have 2 cows and you strike, because you want 3!
Japan Economy - you have 2 cows and you're cloning them 1/10 of their size, so they can produce 20 times more milk. Then you make a small carton, name it COWKEMON and sell it worldwide.
Russian Economy - you have 2 cows, you count them and you learn that in the reality you have 5! You count again and you learn you have 42! The third time you see that you have 2 cows indeed! Then you stop the counting and just open another one bottle of Vodka!
German Economy - you have 2 cows and clone them so they can live 100 years, feed them once in a month and leave them drain themselves.
Indian Economy - you have 2 cows and you just adore them - they are Holy animals there!
Italy Economy - you have 2 cows but you don't know where they are, so you are taking a break for a lunch!
British economy - you have 2 cows and they are both MAD!!Join our efforts to Secure America's Borders and End Illegal Immigration by Joining ALIPAC's E-Mail Alerts network (CLICK HERE)
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12-11-2009, 10:36 AM #2
Airborne,
Fascism should say, you have 2 cows, but through regulation the government owns them, but since you maintain them, you think you still have ownership.
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