Going to burn 10,000 copies of Dreams from My Father, instead



Obama Persuades Corn Pone Bigot, Reverend Jones, Not To Burn Koran
By William Kevin Stoos Thursday, September 9, 2010


In a dramatic turn of events, Hugh Betcha, Head of the Religious Affairs Bureau of the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate, located in beautiful downtown Wynstone, South Dakota—where the air is clean, the crime rate low, and people vote red—a man who walks with kings and princes and recognized as the “Most Trusted Name in News, 2010â€