Hope this isn't impossibly old. It made me laugh...

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President Obama walks
into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could
you please cash this check for me"?

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure
sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring
my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President
Barrack Obama, the president of the United States ."

Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you
are, but with all the Government regulations, monitoring of the banks
because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama:
"Just ask anyone here at the
bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier:
"I am sorry, but these are
government and bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama:
"I am urging you please to
cash this check."

Cashier:
"Look, this is what we can
do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was
Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot
across the bank lobby into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger
Woods and we cashed his check."

"Another time, Andre Agassi
came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and served an ace
shot directly into the center of our bank logo 90 feet away. With that
spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that it
is you, and only you?"

Obama stood there thinking,
and thinking and finally says:
"Honestly, nothing comes to
mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."

Cashier:
"Will that be large or small
bills, Mr. President?"