All through the Rotunda the DC establishment plotted their plunder

2009 ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

By Jayme Evans
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
and all through the Rotunda
the DC establishment
plotted their plunder.

Nearly all were failed lawyers,
real bottom-feeders
lining up for some slop
slung by the Majority Leader,
a master practitioner
of an illicit craft,
namely doling out favors;
institutionalized graft.

When up on the rooftop
there arose such a ruckus,
it shut down the 1 AM
secret Democrat caucus.
Harry Reid asked the Senate
“What the hell is the matter?â€