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  1. 09-21-2007, 09:31 PM #1
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    A Little "Blonde" Humor

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
























    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

    Calderon was absolutely right when he said...."Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico".
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  2. 09-21-2007, 09:40 PM #2
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    AH HA HA HA HA HAH HA AHA HA!!!!!!
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  3. 09-21-2007, 09:51 PM #3
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    Thats the best laugh I've had in a long time.
    It is sooooooo funny.
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  4. 09-21-2007, 10:28 PM #4
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    americangirl: Are you new environs getting to you (are you really ok?) OK, seriously, that was a good laugh and had not heard that one before.
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  5. 09-21-2007, 10:31 PM #5
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    I think that broke the ice.....

    We needed it after this blitz!

    Thanks for the laugh
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  6. 09-22-2007, 01:14 AM #6
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    That felt good!
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  7. 09-22-2007, 02:22 AM #7
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    AmericanGirl that there was funny.




    Rawhide!
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  8. 09-23-2007, 01:36 PM #8
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    Why isn't this considered a racist joke? Why is it politically correct to tell jokes that demean caucasians/whites (polack jokes, blonde jokes)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam-I-am
    Why isn't this considered a racist joke? Why is it politically correct to tell jokes that demean caucasians/whites (polack jokes, blonde jokes)?
    I think it is because Americans have the ability to laugh at themselves, in fact I read an article where an Englisman said this is what makes Americans different.
    There's a few other reasons I'm sure but a good sense of humor goes a long way.
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  10. 09-23-2007, 04:29 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam-I-am
    Why isn't this considered a racist joke? Why is it politically correct to tell jokes that demean caucasians/whites (polack jokes, blonde jokes)?
    Sam...I'm a blonde. I take blonde jokes in the spirit I believe they're meant to be in...just good-natured kidding.

    I hope I didn't offend you
    Calderon was absolutely right when he said...."Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico".
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