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  1. 03-31-2009, 05:07 PM #1
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    Hope this puts a smile on your facei

    You Gotta love Maxine!!...




    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .



    Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

    + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

    + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

    + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!


    Think about this one:


    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments




    C O W S

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.




    T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


    T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
    You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.





    PART OF THE PROBLEM

    Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
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  2. 03-31-2009, 05:13 PM #2
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    agrneydgrl - That is funny. Is this Maxine, the cartoon character? Where did you find this one? I only see Maxine on greeting cards.
    <div>Number*U.S. military*in S.Korea to protect their border with N.Korea: 28,000. Number*U.S. military*on 2000 mile*U.S. southern border to protect ourselves from*the war in our own backyard: 1,200 National Guard.</
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  3. 03-31-2009, 05:15 PM #3
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    OMG !!!!!! so true!
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  4. 03-31-2009, 05:16 PM #4
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    I thought for a minute it was Rep. Maxine Waters 35th CA, who finally experienced a moment of sanity and came to her senses!
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  5. 03-31-2009, 05:32 PM #5
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    Ssssssssshhhhhhh .........I got a warning for the moat-alligator thingie..... supposedily it's a hate issue.
    Or rather the illegal-lovers will spin it into a hate issue.
    It's still FUNNY though!
    If Palestine puts down their guns, there will be peace.
    If Israel puts down their guns there will be no more Israel.
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  6. 03-31-2009, 05:37 PM #6
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    I got it in a n e-mail from my cousin. It doesn"t say where it came from.
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  7. 03-31-2009, 06:11 PM #7
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    Priceless! I am sure Florida would love to see their alligators gainfully employed protecting this country!
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  8. 03-31-2009, 06:17 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by agrneydgrl
    I got it in a n e-mail from my cousin. It doesn"t say where it came from.
    Maxine ALWAY speaketh the truth!
    If Palestine puts down their guns, there will be peace.
    If Israel puts down their guns there will be no more Israel.
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