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Is Santa a Democrat or a Republican?

By John Lillpop
Monday, December 21, 2009
-Satire-

While nearly everyone has weighed in with speculation as to the likely party affiliation of Jesus, not much has been written about Santa Claus.

Would the jolly old man be a Democrat or a Republican?
Consider Santa’s Democrat tendencies:

* Is a multilingual globalist
* Exploits children to enhance his public image and retain power
* Works just one night a year
* Hangs around with and employs fairies
* Illegally crosses U.S. borders every December 24th

Then, consider Santa’s Republican tendencies:

* Is a fat, old white guy who probably drinks too much and hates change
* Conspires with big business once a year to rip-off millions of average Americans
* Considers himself “compassionateâ€