Thread: Is Santa a Democrat or a Republican?

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Is Santa a Democrat or a Republican?

By John Lillpop
Monday, December 21, 2009
-Satire-

While nearly everyone has weighed in with speculation as to the likely party affiliation of Jesus, not much has been written about Santa Claus.

Would the jolly old man be a Democrat or a Republican?
Consider Santa’s Democrat tendencies:

* Is a multilingual globalist
* Exploits children to enhance his public image and retain power
* Works just one night a year
* Hangs around with and employs fairies
* Illegally crosses U.S. borders every December 24th

Then, consider Santa’s Republican tendencies:

* Is a fat, old white guy who probably drinks too much and hates change
* Conspires with big business once a year to rip-off millions of average Americans
* Considers himself “compassionateâ€

I don't think Santa would lower himself to such levels. Don't ruin the kids' perception of the jolly old gift giver.

My hope for the future is for everyone - right, left, center, far right, far left, etc. - to realize that the ultimate goal of the powers that be is, and has been, to divide and separate us, and that we find the courage and strength to unite and conquer the true forces of evil in this world before it's too late.