5,000 years ago Moses said, "pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount
your camel and I shall lead you to the promised land."

200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your
shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the
promised land."

Last week the Congress of the United States said: "Si, Amigos, throw
away your shovels, sit on your ass, light your camels, I'm giving you
the promised land."

Or something like that.