Shocker: Seven Terrorists Arrested in Miami Are ALL Muslims

By S. A. Tire

The seven men arrested in Miami under suspicion of planning to destroy the Sears Tower, among other targets, all happen to be Muslims. Authorities are puzzled at the strange coincidence.

“Less than 2% of the American population is Muslim,” an unnamed Homeland Security officer said to reporters. “the odds that, once again, we find a plot to blow up American buildings and kill thousands of civilians involving Muslims is just too unlikely for anyone to have guessed.”

Chairman Parvez Ahmed of the Council of American-Islamic Relations said: "The American Muslim community is extremely concerned about these disturbing reports. We stand with local and national law enforcement authorities in seeking to keep our nation safe and secure. That is all I have to say right now. Death to the imperialist infidel pig."

Tashawn Rose, 29 is a neighbor to the men."They would come out late at night and exercise," she said. "It seemed like a military boot camp that they were working on there. They said they had given their lives to Allah."

FBI and Homeland Security operatives are at a loss to explain why it almost always seems to be Muslims at the center of the terror plots. “It is not as if their religion advocates killing those who don’t believe like them, right?” a terrorism expert opined. “Doesn’t the word ‘Islam’ mean ‘peace’ or something like that?

Still, other experts, citing violence in the Middle East, have wondered out loud if the Islamic religion is not inherently violent, since it historically has only been able to exist as a dominant religion when it has systematically forced conversions and executed those who dissent from its teachings- a view denied by many government experts and religious scholars.

“Just because modern Muslim fundamentalists have no ethical qualms in sawing off innocent people’s heads, and even Mohammed himself slaughtered scores of people himself doesn’t make it a violent religion,” Dr. Gene Fancipants of the Rodney King Institute of Religious Studies explained. “We need to understand why they feel oppressed, and have this hostility towards the West. ‘Jihad’ is just their way of saying ‘hey, I need a little attention over here.’”

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