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09-18-2006, 04:25 PM #1
Teacher arrested - suspected of being a member of Al-gebra!
Teacher arrested
NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.
They use secret code names l ike 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president
Psst! It's a joke, ok?It's like hell vomited and the Bush administration appeared.
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09-18-2006, 04:27 PM #2
Be on your guard. Al-ipac members could be next.
It's like hell vomited and the Bush administration appeared.
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09-18-2006, 04:29 PM #3
Algebra is a foreign entity to me.....Join our efforts to Secure America's Borders and End Illegal Immigration by Joining ALIPAC's E-Mail Alerts network (CLICK HERE)
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09-18-2006, 04:55 PM #4
That's fabulous, CountFloyd, truly hilarious. I laughed til my eyes watered.
I needed that today!
Thank You!
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09-18-2006, 04:56 PM #5
I wonder is "Al" who mows my mother's yard should head for the hills?
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09-18-2006, 05:50 PM #6
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09-18-2006, 06:08 PM #7
I really enjoyed that count.
Build the dam fence post haste!
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09-18-2006, 06:13 PM #8
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