Thread: TOP 10 THOUGHTS FOR 2007

10 thoughts of 2007

This was 10 but two were rules violations

Number 8
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2

In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.

LOL, where do you come up with this stuff?
OK, pm me the other two I got to know what they are. Just to see if they are a rule violation,

This almost could have been written by Steven Wright.