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    VERY INTERESTING STUFF

    VERY
    INTERESTING STUFF


    In the
    1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
    to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
    Hence we have 'the rule
    of thumb'



    Many years ago in
    Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen
    Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered
    into the English language.


    The first couple to
    be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma
    Flintstone.



    Every day more money
    is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
    Treasury.

    Men can read smaller
    print than women can; women can hear better.

    Coca-Cola was
    originally green.

    It is impossible to lick
    your elbow.


    The State with the
    highest percentage of people who walk to work:

    Alaska

    The percentage of
    Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get
    this...)


    The percentage of
    North America that is wilderness: 38%

    The cost of raising
    a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

    $ 16,400


    The average number
    of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
    hour:

    61,000



    Intelligent people
    have more zinc and copper in their hair..

    The first novel ever
    written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.


    The San Francisco
    Cable cars are the only mobile National
    Monuments.

    Each king in a deck
    of playing cards represents a great king from history:




    Spades - King David


    Hearts - Charlemagne


    Clubs -Alexander,
    the Great

    Diamonds - Julius
    Caesar



    111,111,111 x
    111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321



    If a statue in the
    park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
    the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
    the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
    If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
    of natural causes


    Only two people
    signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
    and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
    the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.



    Q. Half of all
    Americans live within 50 miles of what?



    A. Their birthplace




    Q. Most boat owners
    name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
    requested?



    A.
    Obsession



    Q.. If you were to
    spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
    would find the letter 'A'?



    A. One
    thousand



    Q. What do
    bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
    printers have in common?



    A. All were invented
    by women.



    Q. What is the only
    food that doesn't spoil?


    A.
    Honey



    Q. Which day are
    there more collect calls than any other day of the
    year?



    A. Father's
    Day




    In Shakespeare's
    time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
    When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
    making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the
    phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

    It was the accepted
    practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the
    wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
    all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because
    their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
    honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.


    In English pubs, ale
    is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when
    customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind
    your pints and quarts, and settle down.'



    It's where we get
    the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'


    Many years ago in
    England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or
    handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill ,
    they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle'
    is the phrase inspired by this practice.



    At least 75% of
    people who read this will try to lick their
    elbow!




    Don't delete this
    just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read
    it.



    I cdnuolt blveiee
    taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
    phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
    Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
    ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
    first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
    taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
    is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
    istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?



    YOU
    KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...



    1. You accidentally
    enter your PIN on the microwave.



    2. You haven't
    played solitaire with real cards in years.



    3. You have a list
    of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
    three.




    4. You e-mail the
    person who works at the desk next to you.


    5. Your reason for
    not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
    don't have e-mail addresses.



    6. You pull up in
    your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
    home to help you carry in the groceries.



    7. Every commercial
    on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen




    8. Leaving the house
    without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
    20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
    and you turn around to go and get it.



    10. You get up in
    the morning and go on line before getting your
    coffee




    11. You start
    tilting your head sideways to smile. : )



    12 You're reading
    this and nodding and laughing.



    13. Even worse, you
    know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
    message.



    14. You are too busy
    to notice there was no #9 on this list.



    15. You actually
    scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
    list


    ~~~~~~~~~~~AND
    FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

    NOW U R LAUGHING at
    yourself.

    Work Harder Millions on Welfare Depend on You!

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    Lots of fun!

    93camaro your post was great ! Thank you.
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    Re: Lots of fun!

    Quote Originally Posted by ELE
    93camaro your post was great ! Thank you.
    Your Welcome!
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    very cool!
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    Oy vey! While I need a cup of coffee from the kitchen before I turn on the computer, I do sip and sit there looking at it for a while. My cellphone does go with me everywhere as I have no idea what illegal is going to broadside me in the car or break a bone when they hit me with the shopping cart with the mass of kids in tow.
    Thank you! This is priceless, and may I add one thing. In England it is against the law to have sex on your motorcycle.
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    15. You actually
    scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
    list..
    No need for ‘mass roundups’, simply ENFORCE EXISTING law*& MANDATE the worker ID, ..but SEVEN amnesties? Hmm, WHO cried wolf?!

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    HAHA that was great! I was one of the 75% that tried to lick my elbow.

    Also, women do have better hearing! It gets me into trouble all the time.
    We see so many tribes overrun and undermined

    While their invaders dream of lands they've left behind

    Better people...better food...and better beer...

    Why move around the world when Eden was so near?
    -Neil Peart from the song Territories&

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    The cost of raising
    a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

    $ 16,400


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    Quote Originally Posted by jshhmr
    HAHA that was great! I was one of the 75% that tried to lick my elbow.

    Also, women do have better hearing! It gets me into trouble all the time.
    ..

    I know I wonder what I looked like trying to do it too!!!
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