What Cave Man Governor Knows
Politics A.J. DiCintio, Senior Writer
October 23, 2007



NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has signed an executive order permitting illegal aliens to attain drivers licenses. It would also afford them access to an option that would allow them to apply for voter registration. If illegals are going to be given the "privilege" of attaining drivers licenses then the "motor-voter" laws should be rescinded.


When they heard the news that New York governor Eliot Spitzer has issued an executive order permitting illegal aliens to apply for a New York State driver license, Common Sense citizens (whether Democrat, Republican, or Independent) weren’t a bit shocked. After all, they know that the entire Democratic agenda regarding immigration, border security, and illegal aliens is driven by the American Left’s desperate need for a new block of voters to replace the now evaporated coalitions that allowed Democrats to call the political shots from 1932 until 1994.

But just in case there’s even one Common Sense person out there who still isn’t sure about the assertion made above, this piece will explain what it is that New York's governor knows about the form one uses to apply for a driver license in the Empire State.

Indeed, what he knows can be expressed succinctly, thoroughly, and somewhat humorously (to lessen the stink of his political treachery) by imagining him as the former character of “Saturday Night Liveâ€