Thread: Why I'm Voting Democrat (NOT)

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
> language in America .
>
> I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it
> is to eat.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
> allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America .
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
> spending my money than I could.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I
> know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
> think we're a good and decent country.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it
> will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
> disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill
> or inflate my tires to proper levels.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies
> as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
> allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to
> the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way
> they think it should be redistributed.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
> them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
> or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can
> with a gun in my hand.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
> are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
> fine.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
> rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could
> never get their agenda past voters.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
> sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or
> social service, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
> America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
>
> I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so
> I've decided to marry my horse.
>
> Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote for any other party, doesn't it?
>
>

Democratic thinking should be banned.

What an offense to the Communist Party! The Democrats have just ripped off years of agendas of the Communist Party!

I'll bet Lenin is turning in his tomb!

"In regard to economic policy, socialism and communism are identical." - Ludwig von Mises

And the sheople follow blindly along..the fools!

Kudos Gogo!

Where are all those lobotomy surgeons when ya need them?