Well it may be more true than funny!



Medical Advances

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we

can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out

looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing.

We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him

out looking for work in four weeks."





A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can

take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of

them out looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be

outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a

woman with no brains, make her President, and then half the country will

be out looking for work in one week."