Thread: You know you're Californian if...

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one

Welcome NewsFlash,
Too funny. We need a good sense of humor out here.
Thanks!

Thanks!..We do need to laugh it up once in a while just to cover the countless problems of illegal immigration.

Hey NewsFlash, my friend you did it again, thanks for the laugh, you people should go and read his, or her,Creation and the meaning of life, it was funny and so true. This is as good as the red neck jokes!

Thanks NewsFlash. As much as I hate to admit it. Most of what you wrote is true...the gas prices in my neighborhood have been holding holding steady at $3.35 for reg.unleaded.

Thanks for the laughs, NewsFlash, and welcome to Alipac.

I lived in California as a child a long time ago. Even though it was probably a different State then, this list is very funny.

Annie