Thread: {weekly chuckle} THE NEW PLAN

{from a friend}

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
> immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to
> illegal immigrants or not, etc.
>
> Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
> Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve
> the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal
> immigrant problems.
>
> I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
> cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go
> home to spend it.
>
> I love it when a plan comes together.

Brilliant idea 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a good one, 2ndamendsis.

I have a few other jobs they could do while I'm so tied up fighting for our country against their invasion!

Dixie

The Bush Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Originally Posted by 2ndamendsis

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. I love it when a plan comes together.

There you go again! Employing an illegal to do yet another job that Americans won't do!