‘Knockout’ Game…So It Has Come To This

November 14, 2013
Jon Philip
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Categories: Domestic Affairs

Recently, I finished all of the levels in the Angry Birds game on my cell phone, so I went online to see if I could find a different game to replace my favorite way to waste time. Boy did I ever find one!

It is called ‘Knockout’. This game combines the physical activity of a Wii Fit with the feeling you get from beating up a whore in ‘Grand Theft Auto 5.’ Basically, you run up to someone and knock them out.

Right the f*** out.



Just listen to the glowing reviews of this hot new game:



Originally invented in a ghetto somewhere, probably in Detroit or Chicago; ‘Knockout’ has risen in popularity among urban youth as a way to pass the time between beatings at home, and waiting to collect their Obama phones, welfare and food stamps.

Because it is a ‘game’ you no longer need to be inhibited by social norms or morality. Nothing is taboo! Go ahead, punch a homeless man, an elderly woman, a baby, or your own girlfriend (I’m looking at you Chris Brown) and see how good it feels to take basic human dignity away from another person for no other reason than your own amusement.

Fans of the game say they are looking forward to March of 2014, when the ACLU will be unlocking the ‘Cop Punch’ level to the ‘Knockout’ game, where players will not only be allowed to knock out police officers without the fear of legal retribution, but they will be rewarded for doing so.

This is what America has been working towards for years! Under the strong guidance of the Democrat party and First Lady Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move’ program, we can look forward to ‘Knockout’ and many other games of this ilk to permeate our culture in the years to come.

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