to help lighten up the night
Post em if ya got em

Stop Counting!

No need to continue. Dan Rather is breaking down the election for everyone. Okay, well, it is on Comedy Central - about where he belongs. But word is Rather has all his returns faxed to him from a Kinko's in Tx, so why vote at all?
Send Lawyers, Guns And Money

Not necessarily in that order. Isn't it always sort of like election fraud when a Liberal votes? Kind of like giving an IQ test to an imbecile. You know they're going to fail to get much right, so why bother at all?

If the R's were smart, they would have officially labeled themselves endangered species. That would garner at least 40% of the Democat vote right there.
{no offense to my liberal bretheren but that line about "endangered species" was too good to pass up....just couldn't resist}

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