Thread: New Preamble to the Constitution

Some of you may have read this


New Preamble to the Constitution

The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye From GA.
This Guy should run for President one day.......


"We the sensible people of the United States attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,keep our nation clean and safe, promote positive behavior,and secure the blessings debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great great great grandchildren, hereby tryone time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident; that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights".

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you can legally acquire them legally, but noone is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offende. This country is based on freedom and that means freedom for everyone --not just you. You can leave to room, change the channel,express a different opinion, ect; but the world is full of idiots and probably will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacture to make you and all your relatives wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes. (This is my pet peeve......get an education and go to work... don`t expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we`re just not interested public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don`t be surprised when the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLW VII: You do not have the right to take possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, steal, or coerse away the goods or services of American Citzens, do not be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away where you still wont have the right to a big screen TV or lifeof leisure.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want to have a job and will gladly help you along in hard times but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an ENGLISH speaking country. We don`t care where you came from, ENGLISH is our language.
Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!!
(lastly..)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country`s history or heritage. This Country was founded on the belief in GOD. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, no faith at all, without persecution. The phrase "IN GOD WE TRUST" is part of our heritage and history and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!