Thread: The Joke of the Day

I found this in the comments about an immigration policy that the president spoke about. Many of the comments are similar to ours but some are not and others would be unacceptable for me to post.

The Mexican Government announced today that Mexico will not compete in the next Summer Olympics. A spokesperson for the Mexican Government stated: "all of the Mexicans who could run, jump or swim has left the country."

Also...

Do you remember the old Gallagher joke that goes something like:

"The Mexican government recently announced it was moving the capitol from Mexico City to Los Angeles in an effort to get closer to its people"

(If it weren't so true, it might even be funny these days...)