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    AMERICAN TRUCKS BEGIN CROSSING BORDER SATURDAY !

    American Trucks Begin Crossing Border Saturday!

    Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!



    MEXICO, Federal District. The first American trucks will begin crossing the border, confirming deeply held fears in Mexico that Mexican sovereignty has been lost.

    Juan Martinez says, "It used to be that terrorists only went to the [United States] but now with the open borders, terrorists can come to Mexico too!"

    "What will be of our jobs, now?" Martinez continued. "I just don't think I can trust gringos to drive safely here in Mexico".

    Martinez along with others expressed terror at the thought of being unable to differentiate between American truckers and terrorists.

    Julia Guillén de Chapultepec wonders, "How will we know if the truckers are American or Saudi terrorists? Do they look the same? I don't know…"

    Guillén's sister Laura is not worried about terrorists. Her fears involve drug trafficking into Mexico: "You hear all these stories about American truckers taking amphetamines and other stimulants to stay awake. Soon our children will be corrupted by drugs, too. We must put an end to this."

    Guillén's daughter, a fifth grader, is worried that American truckers will bring guns into Mexico. "Those Americans have no respect for the law. I just know they bring guns into Mexico and sell them in the black market. They also trash our hotels and and leave our toilets unflushed. No wonder our country is going down the sewer".

    "What a slap in the face to Mexican workers, opening the highways to dangerous trucks on Labor Day weekend, an [American] holiday," said a motor vehicle department official. "Plus, I don't think these gringo drivers understand how driving works in Mexico. I can estimate a 20% increase in traffic accidents. We must close the borders soon […] My 12-year-old son drives better than the American tourists that rent cars here. One can only imagine the amount of destruction and chaos."

    "But will they understand the road signs? I studied abroad in the United States, and kids my age could hardly read in English," says Pablo Gonzalez, who recently graduated from secondary school.

    Martinez ended our interview solemnly. "With terrorists easily entering Mexico through the United States, we are now vulnerable to terrorism, too."

    Amid public discontent, the borders will nevertheless open, leaving Mexico wide open to terrorists currently residing in America.

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    i wonder how many truck drivers and their companies will say
    NO YOU cant go into mexico. because that means you have to buy
    mexican insurance that is only good in that country.

    this is another thing to be careful about, how many mexican companies
    are going to buy US insurance

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    [b][quote]Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!


    I am so D**** mad. I can't post at this time.
    Of all the #@^%*&^$#.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairman
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    Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!


    I am so D**** mad. I can't post at this time.
    Of all the #@^%*&^$#.....
    Chairman this is just a spoof...a joke .Go to the article site listed at end of the article.
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    Back in the 70’s American truckers did a good job at sticking together
    It was tough for them – I would not want to drive into Mexico just for the fact that Mexican Cops are crooks for the most part and when they do lie and detain a American Truck Driver what will the American Government do to get them back home – Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USPatriot
    Quote Originally Posted by chairman
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    Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!


    I am so D**** mad. I can't post at this time.
    Of all the #@^%*&^$#.....
    Chairman this is just a spoof...a joke .Go to the article site listed at end of the article.


    I know that this is a joke article. I hope I don't make anyone mad at me...but we all know how the open border people can turn things around on us. I know we all have to have a sense of humor, but I feel this is not the time or place for it.
    I am also a American Trucker and damn proud of it...
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    I think it is a great Idea, I say use the trucks to haul illegals back to Mexico we can get alot of them in the trucks and save on airline and bus tickets. If we are lucky we can keep up with hauling out as many as they will be hauling in, in their trucks! Just a thought!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chairman
    Quote Originally Posted by USPatriot
    Quote Originally Posted by chairman
    [b]
    Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!


    I am so D**** mad. I can't post at this time.
    Of all the #@^%*&^$#.....
    Chairman this is just a spoof...a joke .Go to the article site listed at end of the article.


    I know that this is a joke article. I hope I don't make anyone mad at me...but we all know how the open border people can turn things around on us. I know we all have to have a sense of humor, but I feel this is not the time or place for it.
    I am also a American Trucker and damn proud of it...
    On reflection I see your point and agree this is NO time to be making fun of americans. ............
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    This means that the truckers that meet the Mexican truckers at the border will lose their jobs. Mexican truckers will no longer have to unload their truck into U.S. trucks at the border. I understand that U.S. truckers will be able to go into Mexico, but I doubt if any would take their trucks into Mexico because of security reason.

    Since there is no safe rest stop for them to pull over and sleep and not be able to use gasoline or credit cards and will have to carry cash. No U.S. trucker in their right mind would risk their lives to travel into Mexico.
    There is the issue of money. Mexican truckers will deliver cheaper than U.S. truckers.
    Since all the trucks will not be checked, they could be full of terrorist, illegal aliens and drugs.
    Am I on the right track?

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