Thread: T'was the night before Impeachment.

T'was the night before Impeachment, and all through the House
republicans were trembling, their leader, a mouse
that scurried and scampered, laying blame where he pause
the droppings of vermin, require no cause
to clean up, is all that is left, here to do
we wait here now patiently, as janitors too
No point in cleanup til the filths reasons done
so break out the mops, and settle in Sons

And Daughters as such, of Libertys' Ones
By now, it is well on in the race
we look at bush now, don't much like his face
he whips his animals, to garnish him speed
the poor fool to point, know not what he need

"On cheney, on rumsfeld, on condi, on brownie"
we'll rob this Country blind, or I'm not a crownie*
we'll sell off all things that make shiny baubles
americans so dumb, they know not their foibles
and trust me they do, or at least last time I checked
I am so happy to have, the support of the sects

Well.. let's credit him perception
he knows his trade, that of deception
we only hope to have his sorry evening pass
of constant war and 3 dollar gas
and while he lurks at our behest
we plan impeachment, it is for the best.

*crownie: person loyal to the crown (british corporate imperialism) and its predispostion to theft via colonialism, legalism, and simple piracy.

You know you could get that published in the NY Times AND win a Pulitzer Prize for that !! You're the best !

Post it on the Democrat Underground. Bush is constanty accusing people who haven't said a damn word of slamming him anyway so they may as well.

The dork was on the news this evening explaining all about how CONGRESS is against him now because they won't "release the funds" to make $20,000 houses into $150,000 houses.

I'd like to know WHAT funds those might be. He stole it all and put us a few trillion in debt.

It's always someone else's fault, though, are you noticing?

Originally Posted by JuniusJnr

It's always someone else's fault, though, are you noticing?

That's exactly what Hitler said when the Soviet Army closed in around his bunker.

Natural Glen,

Great poem, funny and oh so true. I agree with others here that you could get this published.

Have you sent this poem yet to Impeachbush.org?

Annie

Excellent, naturalglenn! I mean REALLY excellent!

Remember, impeachment does not equal removal. He can be impeached and then go about pardoning every traitor, selling every port,railroad, and tollroad, until 2008

Removal from office means you need 2/3 of the Senate to convict.

We know repubs have neither the spine, nor the balls, to vote for conviction, so how many Repubs need to be replaced with a Dem,. or a Repub who WILL vote for removal?

-pa

Not the ports apparently. Dubai backed out of the deal. But it smells pretty fishy to me.

Yeah, they SAY they backed out of the deal, but that is probably so the Congress can take credit for defeating it, and Bush gets saved from exercizing his ONLY veto to assure an Arab state runs our ports.

They will however, go ahead and acquire the ports, they will just wait a few weeks, after Congress drops their bills, having assumed victory.

Wait until Congress recesses, then give the ports to Dubai anyway.


-pa