Thread: Border Patrol humor

This came off of the Local 2544 web site, those who have been in the military or a LEO can really relate to this.

Julie Myers is Confirmed to Lead ICE, Daffy Duck Reportedly being Tapped to Lead CBP

The Local is attempting to confirm rumors that Daffy Duck is being asked to be the next leader of CBP. Duck, age unknown, is mulling the offer to lead the largest uniformed law enforcement agency in the nation. Duck has no viable experience in law enforcement, but has experience in subduing rogue criminals on television shows. Foghorn Leghorn was reportedly under consideration for the CBP job, but is mulling a better offer to head the entire DHS. Leghorn, age unknown, has extensive experience in attempting to subdue terrorist chicken hawks. Both have worked hard to overcome speech impediments and will hire "real people" with "real experience" to assist them.

One of the assistants reportedly under consideration is Doris "Take those uniforms off you Border Patrol heathens, you're offending our Mexican visitors" Meissner. Another is the former INS overlord of the Western Region, Johnny "Every apprehension is a failure" Williams. Meissner has extensive experience being ashamed of uniformed Border Patrol Agents, and Williams has extensive experience in ruthless self-promotion.

More to follow as this story unfolds

http://www.local2544.org/

Border Patrol and Customs is the largest? I thaught that was NYPD ... or maybe its my wishful thinking that NY has the best and biggest of everything lol.

Seriously, I think the appointment of a 36 year old lady to head CBP is the stupidiest thing ever .... they shouldent have any appointees in law enforcement; everyone should come from the ranks.

looking foward for the rest of the story