Thread: Border Problem Solved

Border Problem Solved!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring all our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle, and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the canteen,rifle, or ammo. Problem solved.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the canteen,rifle, or ammo. Problem solved.

I'm all for that. Let's see how well Middle Eastern coyotes treat them!

I'm sure we'd be considered unfairly targeting them. They already are granting citizenship to those who sign up.

I do not think we could ship them to Iraq as it would be against some UN policy.

They'd probably hook up with the Islamists and come after us with RPGs disguised as leaf blowers.

Originally Posted by DS

Border Problem Solved!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring all our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle, and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the canteen,rifle, or ammo. Problem solved.

And what would you do with all those women who come pregnant?

If my old supervisor were there she would say: "Pregnancy is not an illness" and make them fight.