Thread: Consider the concept of "guest" legislators!

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/kovach/060423

What is a "guest legislator"? Simple. It is a person that has not been elected, has not participated in any type of training, and has no legal claim on a seat in a legislative body. This "guest legislator" might also be known as an "undocumented legislator," because they will have no pass to get into the building. (Of course, if any police officer tries to prevent them from entering, all the "guest legislator" needs to say is, "Don't you know who I am?") Current legislators have nothing to fear from the presence of "guest legislators," because they are only there to "do things that politicians won't do."

How does one become a "guest legislator"? Simple. First, you and all your friends make phone calls to the offices of current politicians. (Please do not try this on real statesmen, such as Congressmen Tom Tancredo or Ron Paul.) Call the politicians all sorts of names for their elitist policy of having police officers guard the doors of the Capitol. Tell them that your ancestors used to live in mud huts on that very ground; therefore, it is your right to have an office there. Then, when they laugh at you, have all your friends go to one door of the building, hold a noisy rally, and make threatening remarks. Then, while all the police go to that door, you sneak in through a door at the other end of the building. Poof! You are now a "guest legislator."

What does one actually "do" during one's tenure as a "guest legislator"? Well, first, go and take a seat in some politician's office. Then, call the office of the Clerk of the House. (Or, the Clerk of the Senate, if you happened to "go north" in your migration.) The current salary for all Senators and Representatives is $165,200. So, call the Clerks and tell them that you will work for half of that — especially if they will pay you under the table. (Even if they pay you over the table, it would equal picking lettuce for $50/hour for ten months of the year.) When a current politician finds out what you're doing, and tries to complain that you are "depressing the wages" in his job market, have all your friends hold a rally in front of a liberal TV station, and have them say that you pay your fair share of taxes (even though everyone knows it isn't true), and that Congressman So-and-So is a "racist" — even if you are of the same race. If that doesn't work, then invent some word, such as "guestophobe." Besides, the only reason that you're there, fulfilling a valuable role, is to do things that politicians won't do.

How long can one remain a "guest legislator"? Well.... What is the definition of the word "temporary"? (The last guy in the White House needed an entire team of lawyers to develop a four-paragraph definition of "is" — and another team of lawyers to develop a four-paragraph definition of "sex.") Whenever anyone tries to tell you that you have no right to be there, or to do what you're doing, tell them that, "No human being should be illegal." If Congressman So-and-So tries to argue that you just quoted the Communist Party, don't worry about it. Your buddies in the MSM will make him look like a buffoon for daring to try to tell the public the truth. After all, your presence there should be celebrated — not merely tolerated — because you're only there to do things that politicians won't do.

Now, if the politicians do manage to get up enough resolve to call the police, and if the police are not too busy rounding up dozens of other "guest legislators" in other parts of the Capitol complex, and if they do manage to toss you out of the building, don't worry about it. Why? Because you'll be able to get back in soon enough. After all, your presence in the Capitol is needed — to do things that politicians won't do.

If any politicians are reading this, and if you don't like my scathing mockery of your limp-wristed refusals to act in accordance with our Constitution, then all you have to do is: 1) become a statesman, 2) secure our borders immediately, and 3) deport the illegals. If you can't take it, then don't dish it out. We real Americans are tired of having our jobs stolen. We're tired of having our taxes raised to educate the children of people that shouldn't be here. We're tired of waiting in long lines at the emergency room. It's time for politicians to become unemployed, so that statesmen can have job opportunities.

See you after Election Day.

OMG, you mean there are things our legislators won't do? lol I'm disgusted and wish we could put this into effect.