Thread: THE PLAN...BY ROBIN WILLIAMS

The Plan!


You gotta love Robin Williams ... Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)


1)We will station troops at our borders. This would allow an armed solider with a M-16 every 45 feet of our northern and southern borders. No one will be allowed sneaking through holes in the fence or across any boundary.

2) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.

3)After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change your country yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or convenience store cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" then it's back home baby!

6) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require the temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou (875,000+) will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. They can try to find another country sell their production to. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to their military, or sold for profit to other people. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the U.N. Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need them. Their gun control just plain sucks. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH ... Learn it ... or LEAVE.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, ''YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?''

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Originally Posted by americangirl

The Plan!


You gotta love Robin Williams ... Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)


1)We will station troops at our borders. This would allow an armed solider with a M-16 every 45 feet of our northern and southern borders. No one will be allowed sneaking through holes in the fence or across any boundary.

2) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.

3)After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change your country yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or convenience store cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" then it's back home baby!

6) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require the temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou (875,000+) will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. They can try to find another country sell their production to. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to their military, or sold for profit to other people. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the U.N. Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need them. Their gun control just plain sucks. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH ... Learn it ... or LEAVE.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, ''YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?''

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Robin Williams the Actor? WOW....
I bet Hollywood is going to have a few words with him, that does NOT tow the line.

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i DON'T CARE WHO WROTE IT, I LOVE IT!

yes gotta love him

Robin Williams for president!!

After all this insanity we need a good laugh.

"I did not make love to that woman!!!! Wanted to but...."

"Same sex marraige? Everybody fighting for same sex marraige? Any one that's married knows it's the same sex over and over."