Thread: Figures from the Senate seat

Politicty Correct math from the Senate seat

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

It's nearly 4 AM, it's way past our bed time, to tired to feel any emotion, but thought I'd read a couple of posts then get some z's. I read this post, hubby thought I'd flipped I was laughing so hard. He read it and started laughing, then had me print it out for him to take to work.

Excellent! Thanks for posting it.

It's nearly 4 AM, it's way past our bed time

But i`m in Colyfornya.

S E N A T E
19+5+14+1+20+5 = 64%

What do they have to do to make 100%?

Dixie

S E N A T E
19+5+14+1+20+5 = 64%

What do they have to do to make 100%?

Dixie, it would appear the equation works LOL Senate is a mathmatical possiblity to reach a 100% as they have demonstrated