Thread: George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

> George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
>
> Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
>using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be

>11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
> Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
>illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
>ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he

>must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
>there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
>citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
>taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
>immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
>trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
>them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
>

this is what I've thought all along. Carlin for President!!

Wow, I am actually surprised Carlin would say this......Carlin is quite a lefty. But I guess lefties with common sense can find common ground with us--that the US government is bought by corporations, and illegal immigration is a direct result of that.

I saw a clip of him one time railing on the gov't and corporations and the guy sounded just like Chris Simcox. He said something about the politicians hiding behind the flag and the bible. That the corporations control the gov't. That they threw us over-board 30 years ago. That they want to keep us stupid. That we are obsessed with consumerism. He also made a comment about a red white and blue "object" being shoved up a certain orifice of the American people.

I`d like to see George Carlin and George Lopez clash. With George Bush in the middle.

Since I am against big business I would tend to think that is a liberal view, but now adays there is not much difference.

Carlin DID NOT say this. This email gets posted here once every couple of months. It has been debunked by Snopes, and the link to the Snopes article has been posted so many times that I'm not going to do it again.

Please try not to be so gullible. Carlin has always been a Leftist and would never author such a missive.

Here's a little clue: NOT EVERYTHING SOMEONE FORWARDS TO YOU IN AN EMAIL IS TRUE. Try cutting your heads in on the deal.

Dixie

Sorry, Dixie, but I am not only sick and tired of rumor taking the place of news, I am horrified by it. A gullible populace is a vulnerable populace.