George W. Bush Monument Committee

WE NEED YOUR HELP

I have the distinguished honor of serving on the committee to raise
$50,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put
him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two
more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of
Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was
not proper to put it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told
a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who seldom told the truth, since George
could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there, did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had
been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,

George W. Bush Monument Committee