Thread: Gonzales Quits Bush to Become Security Guard at Disney

Gonzales Quits Bush Regime to Become Security Guard at Disneyland
Written by Felix Minderbinder
Story written: 27 August 2007
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Gonzales to become Goofy WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has resigned from the Bush Regime to become a security guard at Disneyland Florida.

His resignation ends the standoff with Congressional Republicans and Democrats who have called for his dismissal from the Justice Department over his destruction of the US Constitution and the firing of US attorneys for political reasons on the orders of Karl Rove.

"I deeply regret the loss of Gonzo, but being a security guard at Disneyland will certainly be a better fit for his limited intellect," said a sorrowful George Bush in a statement.

Gonzales is a longtime friend and security guard of Bush, who had even considered him to join the other Republican flunkeys on the Supreme Court.

Gonzales joins other senior Republican rats who have recently left the Bush ship, including Donald H. Rumsfeld, the defense secretary who began the Afghan and Iraq illegal oil wars and who now looks after Britney Spears' dogs; warmongering Zionist Paul Wolfowitz who left the presidency of the World Bank to run a Las Vegas casino after a corruption scandal; and Karl Rove who is leaving Bush to become a greeter at Disneyland California in a Mickey Mouse costume.

Gonzales enthusiastically approved warrantless wiretaps, the firings of US attorneys with Democratic tendencies, and he promoted the torture of US citizens.

He also pushed for unlimited Stalinist presidential powers for Bush, military kangaroo courts and waterboarding of political prisoners, and he limited the legal rights of Moslem freedom fighters on behalf of land-thieving Israel at Guantanamo Bay.

"I look forward to increasing the security of Disneyland while working undercover in a Goofy suit," said Gonzales in a brief statement.

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Gonzalas is very capable of making more money than he did under Bush. Bush was his problem and the reason he is in this mess. He will not be working at Disney and he will not be working for Bush. This could very well happen to anyone under Bush at any time. My advice would to to those left if to walk lightly and carry a big stick. He did not resign, he was fired. He was making it too hot for Bush. I believe Gonzalas is an honest man, but honesty is not what Bush is about.

dyehard-

I believe Gonzalas is an honest man, but honesty is not what Bush is about.

I'm sorry I can't go with your assumption on AG about being a decent and honest man. He's a card carrying member of La Raza, it was under his command that the 2 border patrol guards be prosecuted. He's a sham and should of left years ago.

okay while listening to the rick roberts show in san diego, he made mention
of this and came up with this scary nomination to replace gonzalez

WHAT IF

the replacement is the "dear and close friend who i trust"

one Johnny Sutton ?

yea, who will he plant NEXT?! That's the question!!

Originally Posted by jamesw62

okay while listening to the rick roberts show in san diego, he made mention
of this and came up with this scary nomination to replace gonzalez

WHAT IF

the replacement is the "dear and close friend who i trust"

one Johnny Sutton ?

BITE YOUR TONGUE!
Actually IMO, I think the "dear and close friend who i trust" is probably Michael Chertoff, another OPEN BORDER MAN.

I've read a couple of weeks ago

MANDAMUS COURT SUMMONSES + RETURNS OF SERVICE
HIGH U.S. OFFICIALS AND RICHMOND FED SUMMONSED ( judicial notification)
Thursday 9 August 2007 15:50
PAULSON, KIMMITT, WILKINSON, CHERTOFF, GONZALES AND FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF RICHMOND HAVE ALL BEEN SERVED AND THEIR RETURNS OF SERVICE FILED ON 27 JULY 2007

if this is the problem, Mr. Skulltoff is next

http://www.worldreports.org./news/76_ma ... ourt_summo

Originally Posted by dyehard39

Gonzalas is very capable of making more money than he did under Bush. Bush was his problem and the reason he is in this mess. He will not be working at Disney and he will not be working for Bush. This could very well happen to anyone under Bush at any time. My advice would to to those left if to walk lightly and carry a big stick. He did not resign, he was fired. He was making it too hot for Bush. I believe Gonzalas is an honest man, but honesty is not what Bush is about.

I can't agree with these statements about Gonzales. He was a YES man to Bush while he was still Gov. of Texas. He continued to be his YES man as Attorney Genersl. If he had followed the rule of law a lot of this mess would not have happened. I have no sympathy for the man. That is not to say that I have any favorable impressions of Bush!!!

"I deeply regret the loss of Gonzo, but being a security guard at Disneyland will certainly be a better fit for his limited intellect," said a sorrowful George Bush in a statement.

This statement isn't really that far off the mark and really could apply to Bush as well.

Actually, it looks like the White House IS Disneyland! King George is holding court in the Magic Kingdom; Laura and Condi Rice are hanging out in the Sleeping Beauty Castle; Cheney is is playing on the Mad Hatter's ride; Gonzo is running Pirates of the Carribean; Rumsfeld is living in Never-Never Land; Carlos Gutierrez is running Frontierland; Nancy Pelosi is running the Haunted House; and Karl Rove is leading the Disneyland Marching Band.