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  1. 05-11-2008, 09:29 PM #1
    fmrjarhead
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    GOTTA LAUGH

    THE DYING PRIEST......AMEN!!!



    The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington , DC . He motioned for his nurse to come near.

    'Yes, Father?' said the nurse.

    'I would really like to see Bill and Hillary Clinton before I die,' whispered the priest.

    'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clinton 's would be delighted to visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, 'I don't know why the priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get me elected president. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT.'

    Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

    Finally Bill spoke. 'Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?'

    The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.'

    'Amen,' said Bill.

    'Amen,' said Hillary. The old priest continued...

    'He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.'

    'AMEN!' said the Nurse.
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  2. 05-11-2008, 09:41 PM #2
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    Darn near fell outta me chair . The story of modern politics in America
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  3. 05-11-2008, 09:51 PM #3
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    I almost fell out of my chair, too!

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  4. 05-11-2008, 09:58 PM #4
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    Oh yeah let the TRUTH be told.
    He hit the nail on the head.
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  5. 05-11-2008, 10:03 PM #5
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    Hahahahaha tooooooooo funny!
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  6. 05-11-2008, 11:30 PM #6
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    Dear fmrjarhead,
    Is this supposed to be funny? Because it is not!

    It is hilarious!

    May I send this to all my Hillary disliking (started to say hating, but that wouldn't sound nice) relatives?
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  7. 05-12-2008, 06:32 AM #7
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    rwright please feel free to do with as you please .
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  8. 05-12-2008, 11:18 AM #8
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    LOL Humor is the best medicine......now where did I hear that ?!
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  9. 05-12-2008, 12:04 PM #9
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    Got my week off to a GREAT start LOL! Thanks fmrjarhead!
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