Thread: Just a good laugh!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years."

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Jelly.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.....

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year

HaHa

My brother sent me these one time, but in the form of "blonde jokes".

Originally Posted by AmericanElizabeth

HaHa

My brother sent me these one time, but in the form of "blonde jokes".

I didn't want to offend anyone, even though I am a blond

That was so funny...Thank you for the laughs I enjoyed it!

I have blonde hair and have gotten used to people coming upto me and say hey have you heard the latest dumb blonde joke? I usually just say duh!

rofl, that's cute!

Not a blonde myself, but oddly enough, my husband and I, both have dark brown hair, wavy/curly, and wound up with a daughter, born with straight blonde hair. Though it is now turning darker, but still no curl.

Although, I started life with straight red hair (go figure), so this is where some of hers came from.

We tease her once in a while with the "blonde" thing (she is nine and very knaive).

Originally Posted by AmericanElizabeth

Not a blonde myself, but oddly enough, my husband and I, both have dark brown hair, wavy/curly, and wound up with a daughter, born with straight blonde hair. Though it is now turning darker, but still no curl.

Although, I started life with straight red hair (go figure), so this is where some of hers came from.

We tease her once in a while with the "blonde" thing (she is nine and very knaive).

I have twins one has bright red hair the other is a brunette, I think the red hair came from the Scotts blood,

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

After Chelsea returned home from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.
Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks shes in love.
Hillary ask, " you didn't have sex did you ? "
Chelsea said, "No, not according to dad"

Originally Posted by vic

After Chelsea returned home from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.
Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks shes in love.
Hillary ask, " you didn't have sex did you ? "
Chelsea said, "No, not according to dad"

HAHA good one! On the subject of the Clintons:

*Flash back to the '90s*

Hillary enetrs the oval office to meet Bill, she locks the door, shuts the blinds, and turns off the light.

She says, "Bill, take off my dress." He takes off her dress.

She says, "Bill, take off my bra." He takes off her bra.

She says, "Bill, take off my panties." He takes off her panties.

Then she says, "Now if I EVER find you wearing my clothes again you'll be in BIG TROUBLE!!"