Thread: Headed for Mexico

I just recieved this in my private e-mail: I think maybe I'll send it for real to President Bush:

Subject: Headed for Mexico!


Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely, An American Citizen

Hi Dyann,

Welcome to Alipac. I love this letter because it speaks volumes. You should DEFINATELY send it to President Bush. I wish that we had the kind of president who would be able to understand how much this letter really says. Unfortunately he has clearly proven to us that what we Americans think and feel about important things that effect our country does not matter.

This is a crime in itself and a severe violation of his Oath of Office, but even that doesn't matter to him. But please send it anyway. He needs to hear from US.

Love it.

I'm glad you all liked it. It really annoyed the bajeebies out of me. I came home in a rotten mood to begin with and after reading this I was even more irritated because it's TRUE.

I am so annoyed about all of this illegal stuff I could spit. They come into our country illegally, obtain illegal social security cards; some that other Legal American Citizens have and then have more rights than I do. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

All I can do is sit here and shake my head in disgust and disbelief. Free legal service and free medical alone sends me through the roof with anger. I'm embarrased to be an American right now. If I won the lottery right now I'd be in Washington; but I'm a Legal American Citizen and I must work for my living; therefore don't have enough time to do these things.

When I was working in Chicago as a Travel nurse the ER was filled to the brim with illegals with colds for pity sakes; all pouring in for their free legal service. I pay for them to give birth, feed their children while my child was spending more time with a baby-sitter that I didn't even like. Hole Mother of Mary my pressure is rising.

I can't think about this any longer. Have you all gone to NumbersUSA site and faxed all the faxes you could fax??

I just e-mail the letter to President Bush via the White House e-mail.