LOL, found this funny but true letter for the senators who voted yay.

Dear Senator (YOUR SENATOR HERE),

As a native (YOUR STATE HERE) and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance.




I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for
becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
Senate
and for which you voted.


If my understanding of this bill's provisions
is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
five
years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
I see
one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures
it
out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
apply
to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for
me because I paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save
almost $10,000 a year.Another benefit in gaining illegal status would
be
that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her
college applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for m any
colleges
throughout the United States for my son. Lastly,I understand that
illegal
status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license
and
making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important
to me
given that I still have my daughter driving my car.If you
would
provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively
if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most
appreciative.Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
YOUR NAME HERE

YOUR TOWN AND STATE HERE